Man dressed as Women trying to smuggle drugs in fake butt implants

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

Man Tries To Smuggle Drugs Through Fake Butt

This guys was determined to make his delivery by any means necessary…

via Huffington Post

A man dressed as a woman was arrested at an airport in southern Brazil last week for allegedly trying to smuggle ‘blow’ in a fake butt, Worldcrunch reports, translating local media coverage.

According to a HuffPost translation of Globo, the man was attempting to fly from Campinas, Brazil to Lisbon, Portugal, and then on to Brussels. Once he landed in Belgium, he was to receive the equivalent of about $5,000 for delivery.

But while he was waiting for his flight to Europe, authorities approached him and found two bags of ‘blow’ hidden in his underwear, forming a prosthetic derrière, Folha de S.Paulo reports.

“They gave him a mobile phone so he could contact the person who would receive the drugs once he got to his destination,” officer Gilberto Salles Souza Junior told Globo, according to a HuffPost translation.

Today’s lesson: drugs are bad…….and they’re even worse when they come from someone’s butt.